when she’s dictator

She thinks about being dictator of New York City and what Subway rules she’ll enforce.


I think my first rule for the subway would be no performing on the subway when I’m reading. Performances are allowed when I am not reading but should not contain the following:

  • a language I do not understand. Including guttural English. And English.
  • the exploitation of adorable children. Ugly children are on their own.
  • any of the works of Michael Jackson unless said works are performed without pre-recorded backing tracks.

What are your rules?


I once saw two guys smoothly transition from Blackbird to Beat It. It was beautiful and ironic. I would tell her this in person but she didn’t respond.

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