would you like a shave? 

She likes her music to be from the early 80’s and on vinyl. Hi, The only thing I own on vinyl is the extended version of, “The message”. Not quite the same category as Olivia Newton John, but I do remember the movie Xandau corrupting my young mind. I’ve been mugged twice on different continents. […]

A little bit of paradise 

She doesn’t like the term “Activity Partner” and likes big cats. Howdy, You lived in the Marshall islands? That’s amazing. I had a job where on the first day when they have you sign all of those tax forms, health forms and the like, they slipped in a form where I agreed to not visit […]

the old back and forth 

She regrets knowing what GTL is and wants to see the world through a childs eyes. Hi, Someone once told me that I maintain a child-like wonder. I was impressed by this phrase and shocked by the next thing they said which was, “You’re too big to be in my blanket fort.” Four year olds […]

feeling bitter? 

The following are quotes from a profile. Clearly this person likes it rough. She wants to be humiliated and flogged and don’t worry, I didn’t send these¬†responses. “If I could be any fruit, I would be a kiwi. Ask me why and tell me what you would be & why if you’d like to know […]

Lusophone, it’s a word 

She likes the sound of Portuguese and the word betwixt. Hi, I met a lovely Lusophone once. It was in Rio. He put a knife up to my throat and then he screamed at me. I don’t speak Portuguese so I don’t really know if he was mugging me or not. He might have been […]