online dating letter #66

She wants to travel, doesn’t take her self too seriously, blah, blah, blah

Hi,

I’m serious about not taking myself seriously. And I don’t like adverbs.

Investing in travel is a smart plan. One year I spent close to two solid weeks on a plane. Couldn’t believe it took the cleaning staff that long to find me. I warned them that I was really good at hide and seek.

See? That wasn’t serious. The serious part starts in three, two, … I have traveled extensively, but there is much more to see. What’s the next place you want to explore?

Cheers,
Anthony

She wrote back.

Hello. I am not wearing any pants either. It’s a dress, but not pants. How was your day?

Was she flirting? Oh, I mention on my profile that at the time of writing it I was sans pants.

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