online dating letter #65

She doesn’t want to date a man that screams like a girl.


Screaming like a girl is fine. I came close to ramming a gator in the eye with a kayak. I screamed like a girl. Well, if that girl had a silent scream that resembled panic breaths. The gator hadn’t spotted me yet so need to let him know that his lunch was ready.

The Internet doesn’t give us much of a chance but I don’t believe anything on it.


I wish I had more opportunities to scream like a girl. 

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