Howdy,

Us here at OK Stupid love it when people visit the site. We love it even more when they post a comment. It’s validation that sitting in our underwear all day watching life pass us by is, at least, amusing somebody.

We’ve got to get outside more.

No matter how socially broken we are, this comment, on the “What is this page” of all places, shows that we can inspire a 500 word response to utter nonsense. If online dating alone were enough of a sign of the apocalypse this bizarre treatise surely is. And it’s not spam. This loon is not trying to sell something, but wants to say something. Our posts aren’t even 500 words long and it’s our site.

We salute you invisible commenter.

Salutations,

The OK Stupid Staff