online dating letter #25

Another lady that the Internet thought I wouldn’t get along with.


The Internet doesn’t think we’d get along that well, but screw the Internet. She is a harsh mistress that needs to be proven wrong. How could we not get along? I never plan a meal in advance. I prefer to let random chance order for me at restaurants. Except when I’ve been in Lima. Then I’ve spent the whole day dreaming about the ceviche I was told so much about. Also, I can be “tall enough” but I might have to wear heels.


She replied. That’s right, she did. And we went out. And made out. And had another date. The second date was a mistake because I was sober and wondered how much I had to drink that caused me to make out with her.

The feeling was mutual.

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