If you’re cuter than her puppy, Watson, you should message her. Hi, I’m probably not cuter or more fun than your puppy but I have opposable thumbs. Can Watson open jars? I can open jars. Except for ones that are really stuck. Then I use a hammer. Hammer beats jar every time. Peep Show is […]

She prefers her online mate to have a car. Hi, I don’t have a car but I can hotwire one. Well, I could learn to hotwire one. How hard could it be? Criminals do it all the time. Ha, I wrote do it. Is hotwire one word or two? Cheers, Anthony I prefer my online […]

Sitting at a bar, drinking, and waiting for a lull in the conversation to go pee is a boring first date. Hi, Let’s go to a monster truck rally. I’ve always wanted to do that. As a child I’d yell out, “Race fans… this Sunday Sunday Sunday it’s family truckster night. Load the kids up […]

She can see your aura, loves brussel sprouts and thinks about how we met. A woman once told me that I lacked an aura. At that moment I wondered what poor choices I had made in my life, what series of events had led up to that moment and where the nearest exit was. This […]

She has faith in the mystery math percentages provided by an online dating site. Hi, Do you know how the mystery math behind this sites percentages are calculated? There are three people trapped in a cage that randomly squawk out numbers and sometimes recipes for rye bread. At first those numbers were used to play […]