I’m ashamed

Hi. It’s me again.

A client took a really long time to respond to me today. Instead of reading a book, huffing gasoline or anything else productive I logged back into the online dating cesspool. This time I was going to write a nice, normal letter. Let’s see how that went.

She posted a link this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE&feature=youtu.be
and she alliterated L words in her intro.

Hi,

I’m not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo if… wait here. I’ve to go back and watch more of that video.

Do you like to lollygag with a lollypop? Really. That’s interesting.

No, thanks I just ate. Thanks.

Cheers,

Fingers crossed.
Please kill me. 

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