online dating letter #59

She wrote that she has traveled a lot. Bet she’s never been to Tonga. I’ve been to Tonga. I only went to prove a point. It was silly.

Hi,

I’ve traveled all over as well. My memories seem to center on food and places I’ve woken up. Once I woke up next to Eddie Van Halen in the Tahiti airport. After wiping the crust out of my eyes it turned out it wasn’t Eddie, but some local junkie that looked just like him.

He didn’t offer me any food.

What good things did you eat in your travels?

Cheers,
Anthony

She never replied. Maybe she doesn’t like Eddie Van Halen.

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