The number crunchers were at it again. This analysis breaks down what women state they are thinking about according to their online dating profiles.

Based on our analysis of over 2 billion online dating profiles I think we can conclude that a high percentage of women are anemic. The symptoms are all present: fatigue, hunger and an inability to focus. Age played no factor in the results so we can only conclude that the bastards in the math department ignored that variable. And what the fuck does “other” mean? Heads will roll!

We ran the same analysis to determine what men were thinking about and the answer was boobies. Even gay men are thinking about boobies. Boobies. Now you are too.