online dating letter #50

She was looking to escape office life. This is the 50th message. Vomit.

Hi,

There are numerous strategies to escape an office, forever.
– rope ladder. This is difficult given the numerous skyscrapers in NYC.
– develop Cubophobia, a newly minted fear where the thought of casual Friday makes you weep
– become emperor of the world and ban all offices

Of course the downsides are that most health care providers are located in offices. Perhaps you can get them to change their names to shaman villages of wonder?

Cheers,
Anthony

Why do I keep doing this?

 

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