“Don’t chat with me. I hate that thing.”
The Internet allows everyone to be pleasant and charming all the time. She also liked Pee Wee Herman.

Hi,

I’ve only got a vague idea what the chat thing is. It’s a type of preparation of a baby radish, right? Or it’s a type of herbal drink that Fijian tribes make by chewing on roots and spitting in a cup. Neither of them sound pleasant so I’ll avoid the chatting business at all costs.

What’s your favorite Pee Wee episode? I like when the ants break free from their glass prison and steal a cake.

Cheers

She never replied.