online dating letter #33

The dating site said that we were a 98% match and she loved laser tag.


I loved laser tag as a kid. I took everything apart and learned that I could mess with the innards to create really cool sounds that the inventor never intended. This worked with electronic battleship as well.

And I think we’d get along and so does this Internet thing. When has the Internet ever misled anyone?


She never wrote back.

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1 thought(s) on “online dating letter #33

  • Maybe she was playing laser tag and someone (say, a mischievous Storm Trooper or something) swapped the laser tag “lasers” for the real thing. And now she’s toast with smoke coming out of her boots…

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