the first online dating letter

In one of her profile photos she wore a plastic colander on her head. I thought she might “get” me. She deleted her account after I contacted her. This is how OK Stupid was born.

Sep 27, 2010 โ€“ 1:51pm
on the subject of colanders

Dear not Fran Klepter,

A colander fashioned from metal provides dual use protection – from thought stealing smugglers and against spoons being thrown. In your photo it looks as though you are wearing a plastic one. What does that protect you from? Conversation?

I also like the Rite of Spring. In particular that the audience rioted at the premier. We need more classical music riots.

I’m unsure when to use the hyphen. You?


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