online dating intro letter #32

She claimed her smoothies are the best but I bet they never brought the boys to the yard. Probably because she was making them watch her favorite movie, “What about Bob?”


I won’t argue with you, but the best movie ever is, “Real Genius”. Val Kilmer at his finest. It’s a shame he was eaten by the guy that looks like him but bigger.

What makes your smoothies the best? Are they super organic, wild Alaskan, macrobiotic and fed a steady diet of dolphin tears? If so, that sounds really unappetizing.


I never got a response.

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