She mentioned the word “creep” a lot. A lot a lot. And that she didn’t want a male friend that secretly pined over her.

Hi,

I’m intimidated but your combination of liking Lebowski, Muddy Waters and Arrested Development makes me press on. That and this whole Internet thing allows me to be a creep, but not a total creep. I’ve never pressed that “wink” button because I’m afraid it alerts the authorities. It should.

In summation… the end.

ps Aren’t male friends that secretly pine over you kinda creepy? I find it creepy when my male friends do this.

I never got a response.