Her profile ended with the plot of an indie film. Hi, I never understood why they needed weapons to go back in time. They were only going back a decade. Were they traveling on an alternative timeline where weapons were needed? Sure I’ll travel back in time with you. I’ve got a few days to […]

If you’re cuter than her puppy, Watson, you should message her. Hi, I’m probably not cuter or more fun than your puppy but I have opposable thumbs. Can Watson open jars? I can open jars. Except for ones that are really stuck. Then I use a hammer. Hammer beats jar every time. Peep Show is […]

She prefers her online mate to have a car. Hi, I don’t have a car but I can hotwire one. Well, I could learn to hotwire one. How hard could it be? Criminals do it all the time. Ha, I wrote do it. Is hotwire one word or two? Cheers, Anthony I prefer my online […]

Sitting at a bar, drinking, and waiting for a lull in the conversation to go pee is a boring first date. Hi, Let’s go to a monster truck rally. I’ve always wanted to do that. As a child I’d yell out, “Race fans… this Sunday Sunday Sunday it’s family truckster night. Load the kids up […]

She can see your aura, loves brussel sprouts and thinks about how we met. A woman once told me that I lacked an aura. At that moment I wondered what poor choices I had made in my life, what series of events had led up to that moment and where the nearest exit was. This […]