Soft jazz

She perhaps doesn’t like soft jazz.


Soft jazz is not music. It’s more of a bland, custard filler that originally was created because morphine was in short supply – there was a war on, isn’t there always? Withdrawal from soft jazz is less violent than from opiates but the victim tends to have a glossy eyed look about them. As of the current date there is no known case of anyone seeking a Kenny G fix. Then again I would never associate with those degenerates. They’re really a drag on the economy.

In conclusion, Oingo Boing was great in the movie, “Back to School”.


What is that Oingo Boing song? Leader in the back room? It’s stuck in my head now. Mirror in the back room? There is a back room involved.

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