don’t panic

She’s good at staying calm when all the flights have been canceled.


I never understood panic in an airport. Or panic in general. You can’t do anything about it. Unless it’s in your mouth. In Japan I once ate what I am convinced was a cube of salted whale blubber. I didn’t order it in a moment of culinary daring. I ordered in a state of culinary confusion. This restaurant was not a TGICrap hole. On second thought it might not have been a restaurant at all. Here, let’s give the gringo some salted whale blubber. That’ll make him leave.

Even with something dreadful filling up my word hole I didn’t panic. I was too scared to panic.

In conclusion… I don’t know the point to this.



$20 says she cancels her account after reading this.

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