{"id":86,"date":"2011-07-27T06:26:54","date_gmt":"2011-07-27T11:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=86"},"modified":"2011-07-28T11:07:51","modified_gmt":"2011-07-28T16:07:51","slug":"top-5-online-dating-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/27\/top-5-online-dating-lies\/","title":{"rendered":"top 5 online dating lies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The number crunching super computers here at OK Stupid have been hard at work. After extensive analysis here the top 5 lies people list on their online profiles.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Really outgoing<\/strong><br \/>\nUmm&#8230; if you are, why are you hiding out online?<\/li>\n<li><strong>Religion and laughing about it<br \/>\n<\/strong>If you list your religion, but try to downplay it by indicating that you don&#8217;t take it too seriously, you&#8217;re full of beans. Rotted, botulism infused beans.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Looking for an activity partner<br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8220;Activity partner&#8221; is the creepiest phrase ever. If you want someone to have sex with just say it. &#8220;Activity partner&#8221; makes it sound bad. Almost as if you are asking someone to take a dump on you.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Only drinks socially<br \/>\n<\/strong>And by socially you mean when in public, or in your bathroom at 2am or when breathing.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Great sense of humor<br \/>\n<\/strong>The golden rule of this site is that if you have to mention how you have a sense of humor, you don&#8217;t. Not even close. You cry when people get hit with a pie in the face and think puns are the highest form of comedy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The number crunching super computers here at OK Stupid have been hard at work. After extensive analysis here the top 5 lies people list on their online profiles. 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