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She likes the sound of Portuguese and the word betwixt.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hi,<\/p>\n

I met a lovely Lusophone once. It was in Rio. He put a knife up to my throat and then he screamed at me. I don’t speak Portuguese so I don’t really know if he was mugging me or not. He might have been asking me one of the following:
\n– Would you like a shave?
\n– Would you describe this knife as serrated?
\n– Do you know what a Lusophone is?
\nI gave him 50 real and he left. He never called or wrote.<\/p>\n

What year was it when you used the word “betwixt”? Do you have a time machine? Can I borrow it? I’ll try not to get peanut butter on the controls.<\/p>\n

Cheers,
\nAnthony<\/p>\n

I like peanut butter betwixt. Caramel is also good.<\/em><\/p>\n

She deleted her account.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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