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She likes to bake and gets creeped out by silent profile lurkers.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hi,<\/p>\n

I need to add a requirement that my matches need to be excellant bakers. In a former life I think I was a food taster for some royal court. It might have killed me but I’m sure it was the best job in the world. Sadly, there is little demand for royal court food tasters these days.<\/p>\n

A profile visit without a message isn’t as creepy as the repeated visits without a message. Neither of those is as creepy as the Santa I saw on the subway. Full bushy beard, red suit, no pants. Times are tough for Mr. Claus.<\/p>\n

Cheers,
\nAnthony<\/p>\n

I hope she was baked when she read this.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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