{"id":667,"date":"2013-07-08T07:50:30","date_gmt":"2013-07-08T12:50:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=667"},"modified":"2013-07-02T07:54:37","modified_gmt":"2013-07-02T12:54:37","slug":"my-canadian-shame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2013\/07\/08\/my-canadian-shame\/","title":{"rendered":"my Canadian shame"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>She&#8217;s Canadian and a poor speller.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hi,<\/p>\n<p>I tend to be a terrible speller Tuesday between 11am and Thursday. On Friday nights I get confused about the function of the semi-colon. Is it like the colon that was picked last in gym class? Does punctuation have to go to gym? They should because I had to learn grammar. It&#8217;s only fair.<\/p>\n<p>I am sharp but not remotely silly. We&#8217;d get along because I recently learned that I am 1\/8th Canadian.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers,<br \/>\nAnthony<\/p>\n<p><i>It was emotionally\u00a0unsettling\u00a0to learn my great Grandfather was a Canuck.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She&#8217;s Canadian and a poor speller. Hi, I tend to be a terrible speller Tuesday between 11am and Thursday. On Friday nights I get confused about the function of the semi-colon. Is it like the colon that was picked last in gym class? Does punctuation have to go to gym? 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