{"id":569,"date":"2013-05-30T08:43:49","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T13:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=569"},"modified":"2013-05-24T18:45:34","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T23:45:34","slug":"419-is-a-joke-in-your-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2013\/05\/30\/419-is-a-joke-in-your-town\/","title":{"rendered":"419 is a joke in your town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>She plans 419 scams, dreams of\u00a0counterfeiting, likes Grolsch beer and gets upset at infanticide. No wonder we&#8217;re a 98% match.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hi,<\/p>\n<p>The International Money Bank of Nigera has locked up my funds. I can use your help in helping the release of these funds ($1.00.000EU). The funds are to prevent the arson and infanticide cult of Grolsch beer drinking felines. Send grammar corrections now.<\/p>\n<p>As you can probably tell I run an agency helping 419&#8217;ers, or as we call them in the biz 14s, craft the perfect message to help Westerns release their bank account information. I&#8217;m not going to lie. I&#8217;m the best at this. And the worst. I&#8217;m the only agency in town. Want to team up? I really need the money for an Intaglio press. Not going to say what my plans are for it.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers,<br \/>\nAnthony<\/p>\n<p><em>I&#8217;m pretty sure she reported me. To something.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She plans 419 scams, dreams of\u00a0counterfeiting, likes Grolsch beer and gets upset at infanticide. No wonder we&#8217;re a 98% match. Hi, The International Money Bank of Nigera has locked up my funds. I can use your help in helping the release of these funds ($1.00.000EU). 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