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She mentioned how she wanted to be contacted by someone that could fold a fitted sheet.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Hi,<\/p>\n

I can fold a fitted sheet, but the folds are exceptionally tiny, random and require a suspension of disbelief. On the bright side I believe that The Time Bandits is a truly glorious, sticky movie that warped my childhood. Also responsible for many nights of me trying to push my bedroom walls.<\/p>\n

Lastly, I think emo is a secret communist plot spread through fluoridation. Your thoughts?<\/p>\n

cheers,
\nAnthony<\/p>\n

I got a response. A response that clearly showed she had a sense of humor. I’ll leave her’s out and just get to my follow up.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

I should point out that she mentioned she lacked a sense of smell and complained about guys talking about their feelings.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

I had a feeling once. Turns out it was gas.<\/p>\n

Let’s get a drink and compare who’s friends are more weird and how normal we are.
\nAnd since you have no sense of smell you won’t notice if I have a feeling again.<\/p>\n

That was crude. But vaguely charming? Amusing? Much more entertaining in person as opposed to trying to convey humor\/sarcasm\/wit\/feelings (dammit) via the Internet.<\/p>\n

cheers,
\nAnthony<\/p>\n

I didn’t get a second response.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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