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She spends too much time behind a desk and wants to know how to fix her car. She also wonders what people do right before they go to bed.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hi,<\/p>\n

What kind of desk are you spending too much time behind? A great big mahogany desk with a green felt blotter and executive stress release toys yelling yes and no into a heavy phone all day? A cramped plastic grey one dominated by an outdated computer with barely enough room to hold a framed picture of your childhood dog? A black slate one with a wave generator and gas line?<\/p>\n

Fixing a car is easy. I spent my youth listening to Click and Clack and the solutions come down to a few things:
\n– replace the constant velocity joints
\n– the exhaust manifold on your 1982 Mitsubishi is defective. Head to the nearest junk yard and look for a replacement.
\n– hit it with a hammer<\/p>\n

What do you do before you go to bed?<\/p>\n

Cheers,
\nAnthony<\/p>\n

So far she’s probed my profile twice. Maybe she’s too busy to write back because she is looking for a hammer.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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