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She had a bunch of questions that needed answering. My favorites were whether or not you cry after sex and who is the better front man for Van-Halen.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hi,<\/p>\n

I cry during sex. “We’re sinning. Help! Ow!”. Afterwards I write a letter that always begins the same. Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me…<\/p>\n

I agree 100% with your pre-hire screening process. My questions would be:
\n– Did you move to NYC because “Sex and the City” made it look really fun?
\n– Can you explain to me what “grooming product” is?
\n– Did you move to NYC because “Dog Day Afternoon” made it look really fun?
\n– Is there something in my teeth?
\n– Do you sleep with a knife under your pillow?<\/p>\n

Here are my answers to your questions:
\nNo, no (that never happened), no, no, no, what?, yes, that is a BS question. Either you know the right answer or you might as well listen to NSync.<\/p>\n

This was fun.<\/p>\n

Cheers,
\nAnthony<\/p>\n

I’m serious about the “Sex and the City” thing. I used to joke about this but the more and more women I date the more I see this as being true.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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