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This graph didn’t take much computation since it is completely made up. It’s come to our attention that our exaulted\u00a0mathematics\u00a0department, the one that insisted on having a\u00a0platinum\u00a0dipped foosball table in order to help them relax, has been making up all of the stats. We don’t care and neither should you. This chart is as close to the truth as any of you will ever be.<\/p>\n

\"what<\/a>After much head scratching (dandruff) the official OK Stupid stance is that online dating is designed to fuck with you. Why the hell would anyone want new friends? We have no idea.<\/p>\n

That’s all for now. We’ve got to go replace the floor in the math room because a platinum covered foosball table fell through it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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