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One of the fans of this site was having trouble getting any woman to respond to his online dating profile. He requested that OK Stupid help him out.<\/p>\n

After looking through his profile the problem was clear – he’s\u00a0illiterate. Below are the direct quotes from his profile.<\/p>\n

My self-summary\u00a0<\/strong>..perhaps ..i am what a i am ..<\/p>\n

Read that one again. Slowly. Got it? Now read it again. Write us<\/a> if you can translate it into English.<\/p>\n

The most private thing I\u2019m willing to admit\u00a0<\/strong>balance between logic and emotion….is a process… perhaps a life long process<\/p>\n

OK Stupid is now heavily medicated in order to heal from the\u00a0psychic\u00a0damage caused by the lunatic that wrote this. But we had a job to do and this is what we came up with.<\/p>\n

My self-summary<\/strong>\u00a0Creating seductive grooves and controlling interstellar air sculptures on hyperbolic surfaces… that move your body<\/p>\n

Oh, it’s bullshit. We know this. But there is a woman out there that wants to have this chocolate nonsense melt all over her soul. Maybe not, but at least it’s in English.<\/p>\n

The most private thing I\u2019m willing to admit\u00a0<\/strong>That I’m from Detroit…Next question.<\/p>\n

Who doesn’t like a bad boy attitude? Grownups, but this might work for him. We’ll let you know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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